Q: What's the difference between a goth girl and a goth guy?
A: About 200 lbs.
Q: Why didn't the goth cross the road?
A: Because she never left the house.
Q: What do you call a goth toilet?
Q: Why don't goths use fabric softener?
A: They like the pain.
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